Sat 10/13/2001

Q. How do you know there's a harmonica player at your front door?
A. He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.

Q. Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
A. They're trying to tell them how the song goes.

Q. How many Harmonic Players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don't worry about the changes man, Just blow!

Q. What does it mean when a harmonica player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
A. The stage is level.

They only made up these jokes because they haven't heard YOU play! Yet.

Hohner Harmonicas on Special this week! Marine Band, Special 20, or Blues Harp!

See you soon,
Carl

PS: This week's "Customer Web Site":
Leslie Smith

Sat 10/20/2001

Remember back in the 1940s when electrical cables had a cloth wrap to them? Remember the power cord on your old Electrolux vacuum? Remember when Peppermint Patties cost 5 cents? Remember when you could buy a house fo $2,467.32?

Well, those days are gone... But the cloth-wrapped cable idea is back! Spectraflex guitar cables feature a really cool cloth outer wrap, in a variety of colors.

They're this week's special.

See you soon,
Carl

PS: This week's Customer Web Site:
Acoustic Cafe

Sat 10/27/2001

Just yesterday I looked in the mirror, and noticed my hair was sticking out sideways.

Two things crossed my mind: 1) Hey, what ever happened to Flock Of Seagulls? and 2) With this much static electricity, I know the air is getting drier.

Don't let winter dry air hurt your acoustic guitar. Get a humidifier.

We just got a special deal from Kyser on their new humidifier. We like to pass good deals on to you.

This week's special: The Kyser "Lifeguard Humidier."

See you soon,
Carl

PS: This week's Customer Web Site:
Joe Negri